Porkus Blade-Runner Johnson

Today was rough but rewarding. Today was tiring because we shot a whole movie in one day! You can go on my instagram to see details on how to see the movie! Anyways my day started when I woke up and found out my website was having difficulties so naturally i started hyperventilating to stop the stress i took a sip of James Dean (In secret) Then Alivia brought me some camomile tea to calm me down as recommened by Alyssa. But I started to develope red blotches on my behind. These red blotches started to get me freaked out so I hit the tea out of Alivia's hands. She started to panic and was texting Alyssa like crazy what to do? Alyssa told her to run me a cool bath and while it was filling up Alivia told me to buck up or be left on the streets for my albums to be burned, i knew those could only be words of alyssa coming from alivia's mouth. i missed alyssa and milton deeply but wanted to stay in humboldt so i decided to cool down with the nice relaxing bath alivia ran for me. After I watched some oprah, one of my favorites. Next we shot all the scenes for the movies which was fun but hard because Kipper and Delilah just wouldn't cooperate. Obviously they just arent as expirienced or skilled at acting as I am. After hard work I had some kale chips, big mistake! i threw them up and I abosolutely hate throw up! This created a fuss. Alivia tried to run a me a cool bath but I wanted a hot one, but alyssa was like "No, it gives him hives" Well she can fuck off. This made me SO MAD I HAD TO START THROWING KNIVES TO GET WHAT I WANTED! I may have chopped off vincents tail. which made me realize I just needed rest. so I went and took a long nap. i just wanted to use this opportunity to apoligize to Alyssa, alivia, and vincent for all the drama i caused, guess im just a diva at heart. anyways i went and chased some birds in the backyard, and now im callling it a day. it time for bed and boy am i tired!

xoxo - Porkus