Porkus Blade-Runner Johnson

Today is a Sunday, or maybe a different day for you guys. Leave a comment below of what day it is that you are reading this. Anyways I thought I'd tell you a little about my day today. It started out with a nice cup of decaf coffee (so I don't bloat). Today I also did some cleaning, went to target and invested in some socks, khakis, and a new sun hat. I then headed over to the beach for a meet-up with some fans, after that I met up with a good friend of mine, Caitlyn Jenner, and we just talked about life. Then I headed over to the studio to work on some new videos for you guys. Now I'm sitting here typing this after a nice meal of steamed veggies. Anyways I'm going to go watch the Kardashians so ttyl.

-Porkus