Porkus Blade-Runner Johnson

So sad to say my time in Humboldt is about over   I had a fabulous time even though it was kinda tough being away from Alyssa and Milton for so long. During my visit I got to to film a movie, make a secret video, and visit a local daycare. But my far my favorite night was with my senorita, Anita. I've never know the feeling of love at first sight till I saw her and dat boootayyy i mean, damn. Excuse the language but it overall was a great romantic evening.

Today was rough but rewarding. Today was tiring because we shot a whole movie in one day! You can go on my instagram to see details on how to see the movie! Anyways my day started when I woke up and found out my website was having difficulties so naturally i started hyperventilating to stop the stress i took a sip of James Dean (In secret) Then Alivia brought me some camomile tea to calm me down as recommened by Alyssa. But I started to develope red blotches on my behind. These red blotches started to get me freaked out so I hit the tea out of Alivia's hands. She started to panic and was texting Alyssa like crazy what to do? Alyssa told her to run me a cool bath and while it was filling up Alivia told me to buck up or be left on the streets for my albums to be burned, i knew those could only be words of alyssa coming from alivia's mouth. i missed alyssa and milton deeply but wanted to stay in humboldt so i decided to cool down with the nice relaxing bath alivia ran for me. After I watched some oprah, one of my favorites. Next we shot all the scenes for the movies which was fun but hard because Kipper and Delilah just wouldn't cooperate. Obviously they just arent as expirienced or skilled at acting as I am. After hard work I had some kale chips, big mistake! i threw them up and I abosolutely hate throw up! This created a fuss. Alivia tried to run a me a cool bath but I wanted a hot one, but alyssa was like "No, it gives him hives" Well she can fuck off. This made me SO MAD I HAD TO START THROWING KNIVES TO GET WHAT I WANTED! I may have chopped off vincents tail. which made me realize I just needed rest. so I went and took a long nap. i just wanted to use this opportunity to apoligize to Alyssa, alivia, and vincent for all the drama i caused, guess im just a diva at heart. anyways i went and chased some birds in the backyard, and now im callling it a day. it time for bed and boy am i tired!

xoxo - Porkus

Yesterday was the wedding and it was so much fun! I came later in the reception and helped bar tend for awhile, then a I went and mingled before I went to work it one the dance floor! I met a new friend named Shelby and got to chat with the Bride and Groom, so happy happy for my dear cousin, Mason, may you and Amanda make a full happy life! I was going to make a toast, but I had a narly stomach ache from my James Dean Rebel. Anyways Alyssa left about an hour ago and I'm staying in Humboldt with Alivia till Thursday when we take a trip down to Santa Rosa, and I'll hopefully be returned to Alyssa and Milton if we get the chance to see them! Hopefully we will get to chill and be tumblr! Anyways check out my instagram I have lots of new photos and videos and many more new things to upload! also dont forget to buy your pair of shorts from nordstorm, topshop, and urban outfitiers! use promo code PorkSpanx to get five dollars off if you pay an extra $5 and a 25 cents fee!

Xoxo - Porkus

Today is the day off the wedding, I'm so excited! I'm finally in humboldt, ready to party with family and friends! Today I woke up early and took a long drive with Alyssa, and we just arrived. I put on my wedding attire. A snazzy bow tie. Anyways ill update you after the wedding!

xoxo - Porkus

Hey guys! I'm back with another entry! Sorry it's been so long I've just been finishing up my album. It's so sad but rewarding to see it end. I'm excited for my trip this weekend my cousin Mason is getting married! So excited to hang with family and friends! Also because of this upcoming trip expect new things! Anyways guess I'll tell you about my day. It all started when I woke up this morning... Lets just say I didn't get up to a very good start. I smelt something foul and realized my roommate left smelly fish in the trash I then went to put it in the outside trash and was attacked by a wasp! I got a sting on my bottom so I then had to head to the store to buy some cream and I can't type the rest of this due to a rash I've just discovered to Tyle love yall -Porkus 

I'm so excited I got to publish my website finally! This has been hard work but it's all payed of in the end! Tell me what you guys think:D

Today is a Sunday, or maybe a different day for you guys. Leave a comment below of what day it is that you are reading this. Anyways I thought I'd tell you a little about my day today. It started out with a nice cup of decaf coffee (so I don't bloat). Today I also did some cleaning, went to target and invested in some socks, khakis, and a new sun hat. I then headed over to the beach for a meet-up with some fans, after that I met up with a good friend of mine, Caitlyn Jenner, and we just talked about life. Then I headed over to the studio to work on some new videos for you guys. Now I'm sitting here typing this after a nice meal of steamed veggies. Anyways I'm going to go watch the Kardashians so ttyl.

-Porkus

Hey guys! Welcome to my website! I'm so excited about this, life legit I might just pee my pants. This has been such fun to put together for you guys and your going to see exculsive content that you can't see on my IG (@itssporkus) So, I'm guessing you've reached the blog portion of my website. I'm going to try to blog regulary but i might occasionally get caught up in my work like music videos, meet n greets, ect. Anyways I'm so excited to have the website up and running and i won't forget to tell you what's happening or when im coming out with new videos!